Okay, here are MY 100 movies to see before you accept the sweet embrace of Death. You’ll note that the vast majority are older films - that’s because they’re classics for a reason! Broaden your horizons, mon - watch something other than zombie movies! And they aren’t all the BEST films, but they’re films you should see. They are in no particular order.
theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us
Not to mention the Daystar is a gigantic mothereffing nuclear bomb detonating continuously in sequence for over 4 BILLION fuqing years RIGHT OVER OUR HEADS, spewing a hellish seething mixture of lethal radiation and heat that would kill us in a fuqing second if it wasn’t for the thin layer of atmosphere that is our only scant protection against it. That is why we on the Internets never leave our basements. Only we will survive the zombie apocalypse. Eff you, Mr. Sun. Goddamn serial killing bastard.